⚡ Biometric Meme Experiment

The first biometric
meme coin experiment.

I bust you make money all going to zero.

How it works

Degen paradise.

The Ladder

2 goons →$10
3 goons →$50
3 goons →$100
3 goons →$500
5 goons →$1,000
3 goons →$10,000

Current Progress

Goon #0

The experiment hasn't started yet.

How the ladder works

Every time the goon counter hits specific milestones, the ritual wallet automatically executes a buy on-chain.

First 2 goons trigger a $10 buy. Next 3 goons trigger a $50 buy. And so on up the ladder.

The Rules

  • All buys come from the dedicated ritual wallet
  • Each tier unlocks at higher market cap thresholds
  • Everything is transparent and on-chain
  • Creator's budget is capped rn at ($15k total)

Live Biometrics

Heart Rate

--

BPM (Coming Jan 7)

Total Rituals

0

Goons tracked (Coming Jan 7)

Starting Jan 7, this section will stream live anonymous biometrics: heart rate and ritual counters. No identity attached—just pure voyeurism and chaos.

Coin Info (Coming Soon)

Market Cap

TBA

Launching Jan 10

24h Volume

TBA

Launching Jan 10

Next Buy

$10

At 2 goons

Once the coin drops on Solana (Jan 10), this section will show live market data, ritual wallet activity, and the next scheduled buy.

Timeline

Key dates for the chaos

Jan 2

Website launch (goon.earth)

Landing page and waitlist go live. Early degens sign up to watch the chaos.

Jan 7Soon™

Biometrics go live

Heart rate + ritual counters start streaming on goon.earth. No coins yet, just voyeurism.

Jan 10Soon™

Coin drops

The meme coin launches on Solana. The ritual wallet and buy ladder go into effect. Waitlist gets first details.

Live experiment status

Real-time data from the biometric feed and Solana chain

Current heart rate
-- bpm
Awaiting biometric stream
Total rituals
--
Will update Jan 7
Next ritual buy
$--
Pending launch
Current market cap
$--
Launch: Jan 10

This dashboard will be populated with real-time data once biometrics and the token launch. Stay tuned.

Get early access to the chaos

Join the waitlist

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FAQ

Questions degens keep asking

DISCLAIMER

goon.earth is a performance-art meme experiment, not an investment product. Nothing on this site is financial, legal, or medical advice. The token is likely to be extremely volatile and may go to zero. Do not participate with funds you aren't fully prepared to lose.

This experiment involves biometric data that is anonymous and not linked to any individual's identity. All on-chain activity is transparent and verifiable. By participating, you acknowledge the high-risk nature of this project and assume full responsibility for your decisions.